So, I guess we're both insane...

Posts tagged "Ted Mosby"

charles-scherbatsky:

Yes it is. Look, you don’t want to tell me what’s wrong, fine. I don’t need to know. But you can never stop me from trying to cheer you up. It’s a fact of life. You’re just gonna have to deal with it.

Kids, your Aunt Robin never became a pole-vaulter, but she did become a famous journalist, a successful businesswoman, a world traveler. She was even briefly a bullfighter— that’s a funny story, I’ll get to that one later. But there’s one thing your Aunt Robin never was. She was never alone.

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haaaave-you-met-ted:

Ted: Well done. Adding a fake name to the sign-up sheet. That’s uh real original guys. You know, I’d expect inspired minds such as yours to be a little more mature and, frankly, more creative. I mean, seriously, what kind of a fake name is Cook Pu? Come on, guys. It’s gotta at least sound real? Cook Pu? What ever happened to classics, right? You know, Seymour Butts. Hugh Gerection? Those were fake names! But Cook Pu? Cook Pu!!

Student: She’s back here, bro!

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fireinaflask:

Ted: “Good morrow, fair gentels! Look what I won at the Renassaince Faire!”

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thelorenzovonmatterhorn:

You can be boring Ted

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himymgifs:

Ted: We should buy a bar.
Barney: Of course we should buy a bar.
Ted: We should totally buy a bar.
Barney: We could totally buy a bar.
Ted: Our bar would be awesome.
Barney: And dude, dude, dude, DUDE, the name of our bar, Puzzles.
People will be like, Why’s it called Puzzles? That’s the puzzle.
Ted: That is… a great name for a bar!

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thatyellow-umbrella:

nomasdelomismo:

Barney ama Ted 

BEST BROS EVER!

sameoldthingswedidlastweek:

happy birthday ted: top 10 best ted moments || 10

cook poo.

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